In the event of the unthinkable, however, this author predicts that we will not be inconvenienced for longer than a few microseconds.
Luckily there are people already thinking ahead to a course of action should a black hole ever come looking for us.
For many years, it's been a toss up. Who's the bigger asshole? George Bush or Silvio Berlusconi? It might be hard for some to imagine, but I think Berlusconi just might have pulled ahead in that race. While campaigning for the upcoming elections, Berlusconi appeared on the television show, "Punto di Vista," and fielded this question by a female student: "How is it possible to raise a family without the security of a job or a fixed income?" The response of the "Cavaliere"? "As a father, I would recommend that you marry one of my sons, or someone of similar means." Unable to control himself, he added, "And with a smile like that you shouldn't have any problem."
If this is how she runs her campaign, do you really want her running the country? My friend, Dave, sent me this tidbit. In short, enough is enough. Let's finish this already.